How to Identify the “Desperate Advertisers Syndrome”

Well, swine flu isn’t the only epidemic going around the domain industry. DNUnderground has gotten word of the Desperate Advertisers Syndrome. If you catch this infectious virus, it could result in loss of revenue, loss of advertisers, loss of respect, and potentially, the loss of your potential friends.

Do you think you might have the Desperate Advertisers Syndrome? Don’t see your doctor, DNUnderground has you covered with a full list of symptoms that can lead you to a proper diagnosis. Do you find yourself…

  • emailing others who have not contacted you about advertising on your website?
  • calling your friends in the industry asking them to advertise on your website?
  • acting as if your casually having a conversation with somebody and then asking them to advertise on your website?
  • throwing up thinking about how you can get more advertisers who are uninterested in your website?
  • crying about not having enough advertisers?
  • Thankfully, the experts at DNUnderground have found a cure for this horrible, potentially contagious virus. Don’t spam others through their contact form or whois information asking them to buy advertising space!

    P.S. Following DNUnderground’s new Twitter account will not help you treat Desperate Advertisers Syndrome, but may reduce the pain of the virus by keeping you updated about what’s going on with DNUnderground.

    One Response to “How to Identify the “Desperate Advertisers Syndrome””

    1. Shane says:

      I’m going to take that as a No as to advertising on my site.

      PS Nice article

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